Kitty Kaption Kontest
I spend a lot of time on a political blog, JoeMyGod, and a few days ago I posted this image of not-quite-friends Gray and New Kitty, and asked other readers for the perfect caption. The responses are below:
New Kitty: Don’t look at me; you’re the one that keeps feeding it!
As challenging as the category for this round of charades was (national flags: South Korea) Gray and New Kitty had victory in sight… and then someone’s paw strayed into the DMZ.
New Kitty: She’s sniffing my paw! That means I get to punch her, right?
Gray: Sometimes you smell so delicious I could just eat you up
Gray says: See? We are being friendly.
Gray thinks: Once papa is out of sight, I’m gonna cut you, bitch!
Sistine Chapel, eat your heart out!
I approve of my new minion.
One of us will not emerge alive.
Why am I getting this mental image of Ross in a fetching, Tina Turner-inspired, chain-mail tunic, growling: “two cats enter, one cat leaves”.
Errrr….no. Fuck your yin and yang. We’re cats. We don’t do monkey stuff.
This is just a visit, right?
I am being good.
Gray: Dad, really? You want me to “like” this creature? Just look at it!
New Kitty: Dad, this thing is touching me! Dad, make her stop!
And this. Which made me laugh.
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Ummmmm. In the past,in the South, many Klan affiliated business owners would use three Ks in their business names, i.e. Klassic Kar Kare, Klara’s Kup Kakes, etc. Just sayin.
I love the one, This is just a visit right?.
Yes, that made me laugh. too. My second favorite.
Does this paw smell like chloroform?
Ohhh, that is good. Evil, but good.
Just one little slap right in the kisser! Come on please!
Michelangelo’s lesser known work “Paw of God”
Did you step in poo? Be honest. Your paw smells like you did.
I have a cat that I kid you not is an identical match to Gray
Like no joke my cat is like an exact copy of Gray it’s a little creepy lol
I go for
Grey (snarly) “Hey Stripes. Trespass on my spot and you’re kibbles”
OK, I know I am a little behind…a new kitty?
I just realized you have more than one blog here. I have been admiring kittehs and wondering where all the posts about painting the NE corner this summer disappeared to. I thought I’d lost my mind and got quite aggravated. To the point of heart palpitations.
Now I get it. But I have no idea how I got from the one to the other.
Hi, Gayle!
Sorry for any confusion!
At the top of any page it says RESTORING ROSS in blue. Just click that and it will take you to the home page.
Or, under RESTORING ROSS is MENU. Click that for a drop-down list. The last three on the list are:
OTHER COOL THINGS. This is where I post about non-restoration things. Like kitties!
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