Wanna Freak Out?

Travis sent me an email with attached images.

He also wrote: “I thought you might enjoy seeing someone screwed up a 1931 kitchen.”

Oh. That didn’t sound good.

So I, with trepidation, looked at the images.

But…WHAT was Travis talking about?


This 1931 kitchen, while obviously refreshed, is STUNNING! The lower walls are white/green glass! Vitrolite? Carrara Glass?


I love how thoughtfully somebody treated the 1931 kitchen. They made it highly appealing while respecting its original features. Wow! So, WHAT was Travis talking about???????? Oh. He attached a third image. Scroll way down…



















Yep, oh. As in oh shit. This INFURIATES me. Yet again, some idiot trashed something distinctive and installed something banal. And, I guarantee you, this new kitchen will NOT last eighty-six-years.


This is the last straw.

I am going to have to become President.

My first order will be to outlaw architectural stupidity.

So, remember, Ross 2020!



  1. Kelly on February 3, 2017 at 6:08 pm

    Lots of words I can’t type…!!!!

    Ross for Pres!

    • Ross on February 3, 2017 at 6:10 pm

      Oh, Kelly! Type away!

      • Kelly on February 3, 2017 at 6:35 pm

        Was this the result of a flip or someone that actually wanted it for themselves? Don’t they know people would KILL for those old cabinets?!

  2. Cory on February 3, 2017 at 6:35 pm

    The way things are going I think you’ll get a shot at presidency long before 2020.

    • Kelly on February 3, 2017 at 6:37 pm

      Hehe. I feel like anything is possible when Donald Trump could win the presidency (I’m waiting for the wacky reality tv president show.) I say go for it Ross!

      • Barb Sanford on February 4, 2017 at 10:42 am

        Kelly: I think that’s what we’re getting.

        • Barb Sanford on February 4, 2017 at 10:45 am

          And definitely Ross, and before 2020!

  3. Carrie on February 3, 2017 at 7:08 pm

    This almost made me cry 🙁 seriously my dream kitchen before! Absolutely heartbreaking.

  4. [email protected] Ridge on February 3, 2017 at 7:23 pm

    And apparently all for an apron sink and a dish washer? Grrrrrr….

  5. Jason J on February 3, 2017 at 7:46 pm

    I don’t even want to know what they did to the bathroom!

  6. Carole Sukosd on February 3, 2017 at 8:07 pm

    I will assume the position of campaign manager will joy! I am experienced and will serve you honorably and honestly.

    ROSS 2020. For All Americans and against Floppy & Flippers

  7. Seth Hoffman on February 4, 2017 at 12:09 pm

    What baffles me, is there’s very little functional difference.

  8. djd_fr on February 5, 2017 at 1:31 pm

    It’s still basically white with an impractical sink.

  9. Mike on February 28, 2017 at 11:15 am

    And I’ll wager that they advertised the new kitchen as being “period, with modern conveniences”…

    BTW, where can I get a “Ross 2020 – Restore America” yard sign?

  10. Bethany Otto on March 6, 2017 at 2:35 pm

    I will vote for you.

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