Yesterday, I was in my vast storage vaults looking for something. Which I found. As I turned to leave, I glanced down. What is that, I wondered? I bent down to discover this amazing 1930s pink chandelier! How long had it been there? Why had it not been been cleaned and wired shortly after I acquired it? Perhaps though these questions are moot if, you know, aliens had dropped off the fixture.

Yea. Wow.

An Art Deco tornado!