Kitty Kaption Kontest
New Kitty: Don’t look at me; you’re the one that keeps feeding it!
As challenging as the category for this round of charades was (national flags: South Korea) Gray and New Kitty had victory in sight… and then someone’s paw strayed into the DMZ.
New Kitty: She’s sniffing my paw! That means I get to punch her, right?
Gray: Sometimes you smell so delicious I could just eat you up
Gray says: See? We are being friendly.
Gray thinks: Once papa is out of sight, I’m gonna cut you, bitch!
Sistine Chapel, eat your heart out!
I approve of my new minion.
One of us will not emerge alive.
Why am I getting this mental image of Ross in a fetching, Tina Turner-inspired, chain-mail tunic, growling: “two cats enter, one cat leaves”.
Errrr….no. Fuck your yin and yang. We’re cats. We don’t do monkey stuff.
This is just a visit, right?
I am being good.
Gray: Dad, really? You want me to “like” this creature? Just look at it!
New Kitty: Dad, this thing is touching me! Dad, make her stop!
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