Good Ross vs. Evil Ross. The Epic Battle Continues…
Last August, I did a post about a titanic battle between Good Ross and Evil Ross.
Before continuing this current post, I urge that you read the previous post, otherwise this new post will not have much meaning.
I will have a sip of wine while you catch up….
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Eight months have elapsed between the epic battle between Good Ross and Evil Ross, and during this time there were occasional, tantalizing possibilities that the green sink, perfect for the carriage house…might be available.
Good Ross read this, correctly, as might.
Evil Ross though read this as IS. Like: THE GREEN SINK IS AVAILABLE! And he shrieked: GET THE SINK!!!!!!!!
But Good Ross controls the external vocal chords, so he always offered helpful advice to the owner of the green sink regarding the issues she and her husband were having with it.
Evil Ross BURNED with rage at his inability to take control of the damn external vocal chords. While Good Ross could hear him shrieking, luckily no one else could.
The months passed, and intoxicatingly tantalizing emails periodically arrived stating that, again, maybe the green sink was available.
And Good Ross would reply with more suggestions about a possible end run about X new issue of incorporating the green sink with a new counter.
With each of these successive “helpful” suggestions, Evil Ross eventually became so livid that, if his rage could have been tapped, it would have lighted Emporia for a year. Possibly two years.
Well, today is April 25th, and an extraordinary thing happened. Scroll way down…
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