Proof That Ross Is Insane

Today.

 

So…Ross wanted to paint the background of the five rectangles surrounding the swags on the tower.

Ross wanted to paint the background in color #5, as suggest by Zac.

Ross liked what Zac had photo-shopped.

Ross then asked Justin and Scott to help him erect a mini-scaffolding.

Ross thought, too, that a ladder atop the mini-scaffolding would be a good idea.

Ross was then a bit surprised when Justin and Scott, via their facial expressions, clearly indicated that the ladder idea was a poor idea.

Ross however, being, well, Ross, prevailed. When all was set in place, Justin and Scott quickly departed, shaking their heads, leaving Ross to his stubborn, possibly deserving, and certainly ignominious fate.

Ross though, by the very fact that he posted this, is pleased to announce that he is alive and well. But…there are four more rectangular panels to paint.

 

 

 

25 Comments

  1. Mary Garner-Mitchell on September 30, 2017 at 8:09 pm

    OMG!! Why didn’t you just hang upside down out of the windows above??!! Please be careful!!

    • Ross on September 30, 2017 at 8:23 pm

      I took dramatic license with my writing.

      I was quite safe. It just looks scary!

      The scaffolding was secured to the house so it could not fall away. And the bottom of the ladder was kept in place by a 2×4.

      This does not however mean that I wasn’t scared! I loathe being HIGH in the air on a ladder and will only do so for brief periods.

  2. Sandra Lee on September 30, 2017 at 8:09 pm

    While sitting in Mass at 430 I felt compelled to pray especially for safety???? & health & now I know why!!!!!????????????????????????

    • Sandra Lee on September 30, 2017 at 8:10 pm

      The background in #5 is very beautiful.

      • Ross on September 30, 2017 at 8:19 pm

        The background in the picture is not color #5.

        • Sandra Lee on September 30, 2017 at 8:33 pm

          Oh It is hard to tell from the picture. But regarding background under dining room window color #5 looks lovely. Can’t wait to see the tower swags’ rectangle background in #5!!!

    • Tiffaney on September 30, 2017 at 10:39 pm

      LOL Sandra! Well, your good vibes kept Ross on his ladder.

      • Sandra Lee on September 30, 2017 at 10:59 pm

        Righto! Whew! I wish he would have used a cherry picker or anything but the reality of it. Thankful he is safe & sound.

  3. Kerri on September 30, 2017 at 8:50 pm

    I’m not afraid of heights, but that looks scary! Are you sure that repelling out the window wouldn’t actually be safer than a ladder on top of scaffolding? I think you should have Justin and Scott help you with a full-size scaffolding or wait until the next time you have one of those lifts to finish. We don’t want you to get hurt.

    • Ross on September 30, 2017 at 10:46 pm

      Please see my reply to Mary.

      All is well in the land!

  4. Jonathan W on September 30, 2017 at 8:51 pm

    Today I had a wild and possibly terrible thought. What if you “burnished” the scrollwork on the cornice? Similar to what you did on the Column Capitals. They would certainly “pop” and if you painted it and rubbed it off it wouldn’t be terribly obvious, or completely go against the original or theme. Just a thought, I am young and don’t know much about the original works on these wonderful homes, but I have learned much from Ross. Both Bad and Good Ross!

    • Ross on September 30, 2017 at 10:45 pm

      The scrollwork on the huge cornices, while often in shadow in my images, are quite obvious in person. They really do not need enhancing!

      But I like people who have wild & terrible thoughts…

  5. pk on September 30, 2017 at 8:59 pm

    Why build scaffolding? Havn’t you ever heard of cloud hooks?
    Yes, you are officially nuts Ross!

  6. Renovating Robin on September 30, 2017 at 9:25 pm

    Oh, this gave me tsouris, and I’m not even Jewish. Please, Mr. McTaggart, surely there is a safer way to do this. We all very much look forward to your posts, and hope for many, many more.

    • Ross on September 30, 2017 at 10:41 pm

      No need for a tsouris attack!

      Rest assured, I was quite safe (see my reply to Mary).

      • Sandra Lee on September 30, 2017 at 11:02 pm

        In spite of the measures described to Mary it does not seem as safe & there has got to be a safer way????

  7. Erin Benn on September 30, 2017 at 10:12 pm

    This makes me want to drive to Emporia to get a sneak peek of what this looks like now!! (Don’t worry, too much work and not enough crazy-time in my schedule to follow through with that idea, tempting as it may be.)

    Also, I’m not thinking about the ladder too much because I might have a panic attack imagining it.

  8. Elin Noller on September 30, 2017 at 10:18 pm

    *suspicious*

    Is this one of those hanging out the window with a rope kind of post?

  9. Tiffaney on September 30, 2017 at 10:39 pm

    They should have stuck around to call 911. Sheesh! 😉

    • Ross on September 30, 2017 at 10:39 pm

      You’re right!

      Bad boys!

  10. B. Davis on September 30, 2017 at 10:59 pm

    Oh Ross….. oh Jason and Scott! They should have come back with popcorn and 2 lawn chairs….

  11. Brian on October 1, 2017 at 12:11 am

    You know, I distinctly remember driving by on the way to work today and thinking to myself that that ladder was going to finally be what did you in…

  12. Stewart McLean on October 1, 2017 at 12:43 am

    Who needed more proof?

  13. Lindsie on October 1, 2017 at 6:12 am

    That ladder is a “Nope!” Ladder.

    Nope nope nope…

    If I had to climb up there to paint there would be a third color of golden yellow on that side of the house via me wetting myself. D: I am barely, after much “exposure therapy”, able to stand on my third story balcony without twitching, let alone dangling off the side of a house.

    You have NO idea how brave you are to:

    #1 – be on the Nope Ladder
    #2 – keep a steady hand while on the Nope Ladder
    #3 – be planning for four more trips up

    Can’t wait to see your update pictures!

  14. Chad on October 1, 2017 at 4:26 pm

    My dad moved the ladder across on the back of my house while I was on it. I was shouting at him not to and then he started anyway and my screaming went up like 3 octaves. I just told my mom this story about 3 years later and she had this divorcy look on her face

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